Showing posts with label kilts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kilts. Show all posts

Monday, January 9, 2012

Gerard Butler Flashed His Penis at Sister’s Wedding (The Blemish)

By , 11:24 AM on Jan 09, 2012,

Gerard is a total noob when it comes to sexting


told Graham Norton that he wore a kilt to his sister’s wedding in Paisley, Scotland and had to do a reading with his mother and family in the front row. As with tradition, he wasn’t wearing underwear. You pretty much know where this is headed. *Points to crotch*

“As you know in Scotland there’s a certain rule to wear a kilt so I’m sitting like this (legs open) and everyone’s leaning forward and my mom’s looking at me and she’s doing this (puts hands together) and I think she’s telling me to pray… and then I realize everyone is staring right (at my crotch). So I (cross my legs)… It’s always a disaster.”

Naturally, the other men at the wedding started whispering to each other about how big of a whore was. One of them even fake coughed while grunting “slut!” The Scottish are so catty.

http://theblemish.com/2012/01/gerard-butler-flashed-his-penis-at-sisters-wedding/