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It’s a thing now, guys: Benedict Cumberbatch is everywhere. He’s been all up in the buzzy bits of the Internet for a long while now, but his meme potential has never lessened. The Cumberbatch obsession may have begun with the fervent exchange of Sherlock gifs on Tumblr, but it’s evolved since then to the wider world, who has gleefully embracing all of the possible mashups his name allows (Cumberbaby! Blunderbatch!) in addition to mercilessly mocking him for being in absolutely everything. Lovingly, though, of course. Most recently, even former Luna Lovegood Evanna Lynch joined the Benedict Cumberbatch obsession, and tweeted an image of Cumberbatch alongside the most amazing caption known to man (at least, for today): ”Crumplehorned Snorkack is my favourite actor. #sorrynotsorry #thankstumblr.”
It was some classic, Cumberbatch-inspired humor (Cumberhumor?), but it also reminded me of another important Cumberissue: We haven’t talked nearly enough about who he should have played in Harry Potter.
I mean, it’s not that farfetched a question: If you squint, you can see half the population of Britain’s actors passing through the Harry Potter movies at one point or another, and yet Cumberbatch was nowhere to be found. This Cumberloss is understandable, but it also seems like a bit of a missed opportunity! So, with Lynch’s tweet as an excuse, let’s combine nostalgia for the first series of films and hope for an eventual reboot: Let’s fancast Benedict Cumberbatch in Harry Potter. Dude’s got range, the options are nearly endless!
Here are some characters he could have played:
We already know about his Alan Rickman impression, and he’s actually a much more suitable age to play someone from the immediately-pre-Harry generation. Plus, you know…he could pull off intimidating and mysterious well. (However, I don’t know how I’d feel about being inexplicably attracted to Severus Snape.)
He’s already proven his ability to play CGI’d characters, why not give him the chance to play this self-sacrificing house elf?
A character who did not get nearly enough page- or screen-time. He’s got the dark hair, and could totally help inspire audience waterworks as a spirit guiding his son.
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