Monday, April 27, 2015

15 Times Tom Hiddleston Was A Terrible Human, Because He's Ruining Lives One Smile At A Time



Look, I know Tom Hiddleston is beloved by all for being sweet and charming and ridiculously attractive. But he’s not perfect. In fact, no one ever seems to talk about his flaws (of which there are many). Hiddlestoners may think their idol is faultless, but, in actuality, Tom Hiddleston is a terrible person — and I have proof. I mean, the man constantly subjects his fans to toothy grins, endearing laughter, and adorable dance moves. So, I’m asking the question no one else is asking: how dare he?

How dare Hiddleston work hard and give back to charity and be endlessly patient with his fans? How dare he be so flawless looking? It’s really very unfair. Not only is he setting the bar incredibly high for regular men, but he’s destroying fangirls’ poor little hearts. I know I can’t take much more of this man and his perfection — it’s frankly very overwhelming.

It’s high time someone address all the things Hiddleston is doing wrong in hopes that fangirls can see that even Hiddleston isn’t perfect. In fact, sometimes he can be downright awful — I mean, there’s a reason fans call him a life ruiner. Here are 15 examples of his day-to-day egregiousness.

When He Wore a White Shirt for His Ice Bucket Challenge

He might as well have worn no shirt at all.

When His Hips Don’t Lie While Dancing

He knows full well what he’s doing to his fans, and yet he’s doing it anyway.

When He Talks About Being a Bad Boy

It’s cruel to let our minds wander like that.

Every Time He Smiles

He’s such a show-off with his perfect teeth. 

When He Upstaged Benedict Cumberbatch’s Wedding

Embedded image permalink

Hiddleston should have known better than to show up looking that perfect. He took all the attention away from the happy pair.

When He Didn’t Yet Have Children

Depriving the world of himself as a father is rude.

No comments: